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Bachi Bachi Enemy Update!
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Hello!
We are NMB48 and WRC.
Hello, we are WRC.
And...
I will be your host today.
Let me introduce myself.
Did you fly from sunny country?
Yes, we did!
We will make you smile!
Thank you!
I am Aipyon from Okayama Prefecture and I am 21 years old.
Nice to meet you!
So...
I'm Ayako.
I'm an assistant.
Is this your first time?
Yes, it's my first time.
Isn't this your 8th anniversary?
Yes, it is.
Is this your second year?
Yes, it is.
I've been an assistant for a year and 10 months.
An assistant for a year and 10 months!
That's amazing!
No matter how many years you've been an assistant, you still have enemies, right?
That's right.
Really, really.
Right?
Of course, of course.
You're getting a lot of attention.
You say you're funny, and stuff like that.
Then can you stop that?
Aomori is very funny.
Aomori is different from you, right?
But maybe you sound like me.
No, but yeah...
Among 8th generation members...
A year older members...
So, like...
Being the only member...
And being the MC...
There's a lot...
Oh, right.
Not at all...
There's a lot of things like Aomori.
"Meeting" is "no" Yuta, take it away.
No, not at all.
Leave it all to me today.
No, don't leave it to me.
We can't do it.
What?
You don't have that kind of thing.
You've never used it once.
You can't hit it like that.
There's no one who hits it and goes "guh" like that.
No, it's good timing.
Sometimes it's activated.
I think you should be able to do it.
Do you know me?
Yes, I know you.
Really?
Yes, it's really recent.
You know me that recently?
No, it's really timely.
Recently, on YouTube...
YouTube?
You're very polite.
You put an "3" on YouTube.
You put an "3" on a large video distribution site.
That's wonderful.
Yes, on YouTube.
I happened to watch a special 8th anniversary special on YouTube.
Everyone was watching it.
It's really funny.
It's called "There's no sacrifice for your job."
Yes, yes.
You won ABC.
What is that?
Your back! Your back is so cool!
It's ugly. Your back is ugly.
Thank you.
It was very interesting.
Thank you.
It's easier for you to do it.
It's easier for you to do it, right?
Thank you for knowing about us.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay, I would like to call out today's members.
Come on!
Okay, come on!
Who is it?
Can you introduce yourselves?
Can we?
Everyone's smile is on! Your heart is locked on!
Are you from Hokkaido?
No!
Thank you! I'm Shiongoto Hori from Hokkaido and I'm the oldest member of NMB48!
The oldest!
Nee-san!
Nee-san, please!
Everyone's smile is on! Your heart is locked on!
Thank you! I want to be a beautiful and beautiful woman!
I'm 22 years old and I'm from Shiga Prefecture! My name is Rei Jounishi!
Jounishi!
I'm from Choshu and I'm here to change history!
Nee-san!
Your wish will come true!
Thank you!
That's not it!
You're in my way!
Thank you! I'm Mikado Momotomi and I'm from Yamaguchi Prefecture and I'm 21 years old!
Thank you!
Countdown, please!
Mi-nyan, ni-nyan, ni-nyan?
Ni-nyan!
Thank you! I'm the brightest and I got first place!
Thank you!
I'm from Osaka and I'm a first year high school student and I'm 15 years old!
My name is Reina Funahashi and I'm 22 years old!
Thank you!
Jounishi!
Thank you!
You got first place and you're fresh!
Yes! Fuji-san, Mita-kun, who will get first place in Japan?
RIO-P!
Let's do our best together, RIO-P!
Please watch us all the time!
I'm RIO-P, 18 years old from Shizuoka Prefecture. Nice to meet you all!
So, today we have with us...
You were being scolded, weren't you?
I'm sorry about that.
Was I in the way?
Yes, you were.
That's scary!
You were in my way.
Could you be a little more gentle with me?
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
I didn't know about that.
Oh, I see.
So, what do you think, Shion-chan?
Yes!
It seems like it's over for you.
It's over for you!
Your activities are over!
Don't say that!
Rumor has it that your activities will end this month.
Your activities will end!
No, that's not true!
I'll be here until November.
Oh, so you'll graduate in November?
Yes, I'll graduate.
Why?
I'm tired.
She's tired.
I'm 27 years old and I'm thinking about my next step.
You're 27 years old?
Yes, I've thought about it and decided to take on the challenge.
That's a good thing!
I've decided.
I'll do my best.
So, what are you thinking of doing next?
I really want to go to Thailand.
I'm not joking.
You want to go to Thailand?
I want to go to Thailand for real.
Not for show, but for real.
For real.
Why Thailand?
Of course there are people in Japan who follow me on Instagram,
but they see me the most when I'm in Bangkok.
Really?
Yes, so I've decided.
It's like a diary.
It's like a home book.
It's like how you look at your face.
You want to do it.
Yes, so I want to do my best.
This is not a joke.
I know.
It's a joke.
Every time you say it, it's a joke.
Yes, that's right.
I'll do my best.
Do your best.
Yes.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
You're fast.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
You're fast.
Today, we have two first-year students.
How long has it been?
Has it been?
Yes.
About ten months.
It hasn't been a year yet.
How do you feel about joining NMB?
Are you feeling good now?
But I've gotten really used to Kansai dialect.
Oh, you have?
I'm from Shizuoka Prefecture.
Oh, you're from Shizuoka.
Yes.
Oh, you're starting to get used to Kansai dialect.
At first, I was like, "Oh, it's Kansai dialect!"
But now I'm like, "Oh, Kansai dialect is normal."
Do you still speak Kansai dialect?
No, I don't.
You'll never learn it.
I probably won't.
Is there a Kansai dialect you like?
"Mou eiwa." (It's fine now.)
As expected of a comedian.
Are you starting to think "mou eiwa" more and more?
No, no.
Yes, it's starting to increase.
Yes, it's increasing.
I see.
How old are you, Rei?
I'm fifteen years old.
Fifteen years old.
You said you were in first grade.
Fifteen years old.
Shion-san is fifteen years old.
Eto-hito-mawari.
You're twenty-something, right?
Are you a mouse?
Yes, I'm a mouse.
Wow!
Wow! Hito-mawari!
Wow!
You're such a fast learner!
Are you still studying?
Are you still studying in November?
Please teach me a little more.
I see. So you're a first-year high school student and you're going to school now.
Yes, I'm going to school.
Wow, that's amazing!
Do you know what kind of school this is?
Yes, of course.
Do you have any connections with your seniors?
Not really.
You don't have many chances to hang out together, right?
Liopi is a very laid back and stoic person.
She practices until late at night.
She has a very serious image.
So you're saying that Reina is slacking off?
No, I'm not!
So you're saying that Reina is slacking off?
What about you, Reina?
Reina is a strange person.
When she's dancing, she's always glancing around.
I have a classmate named Yukino Tanaka.
After rehearsals, she always says that Reina is a funny person.
She's like a mystery.
She's funny from the inside out.
I can tell what you're talking about just by looking at you.
You're not dancing, you're glancing around.
You're glancing around while looking at the choreography around you.
Are you a mysterious person?
My seniors before me were so cute.
You were dancing and glancing around?
You're red.
You should practice more.
Who do you think is cute?
Senpai, you don't have to be here.
Be honest.
Everyone is praying for you.
Um...
Mikana-san...
I don't like it.
That was good.
You have such a strong face.
You're so young.
I don't think you're human like me.
You've come this far.
I don't think you're human like me.
You're human!
You're too beautiful.
I used to impersonate an old man.
You impersonated an old man?
When I first met you, you did it for me.
But only you can do it.
You impersonated me.
What was it like?
Can you do it?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Can you impersonate me?
Senpai...
You're so cute.
Next time...
I won't go out for dinner.
That old man?
Yes.
That old man?
He's a real old man.
He's a G-pan old man.
He's a real old man.
I see.
I'll do my best from now on.
You've been here before, right?
Yes.
It's been a while.
Do you remember us?
Do you remember that day?
That's right. I don't remember.
That's right.
You like it because you like it.
Don't force yourself.
I'm going to make up new memories today.
You're good at this.
You're good at this, too.
Thank you.
Osaka Marathon, too.
Thank you.
You're always awkward.
Why?
It's okay.
NMB is in a hot state right now.
Yes, that's right.
Also, NMB48's 28th single "The Greatest" has been released!
What kind of song is it?
It's Shibuya Nagisa-san's graduation song.
She says it's the brightest graduation song in the world.
The song itself is bright and fun, but the lyrics can be a little sad.
It's a song that has a freshness and sadness in its brightness.
We dance to "roon roon" on TikTok every day and update it, so let's dance with us!
Okay, let's dance together!
Did you listen to it?
Of course!
We've been doing commercials at NGK all day.
We've been doing commercials all day.
It comes up a lot on TikTok.
I'm happy!
Crying is the best.
I'm happy!
It's amazing!
It comes up a lot.
I've been watching it a lot lately.
Thank you!
Everyone is dancing and listening.
Shion, you're graduating too, right?
Shion, “Best” doesn’t come up.
It doesn't!
Why?!
I'm fine with it anytime.
That's right.
I'm waiting for it.
You didn't make it for me.
That's weird.
Maybe you'll be able to make it in the future.
Why?
It doesn't make any sense.
That's weird.
For what?
Yes.
Okay, let's have fun with the members today!
Let's go!
Bachi Bachi...
NnB!
We won't lose to them!
Team competition, fifth match!
Now, Ayapyon, please explain the rules.
Yes! Shion-san, Rei-san, Mikana-san...
Do you have a team name?
Senpai Team, right?
It's a team that's called Senpai, right?
Team Senpai and me!
Do you have a team name?
Yes! I've thought about it!
Ah! Then is it okay?
Yes! Johan Team!
Johan Team!?
Yes! You know how they say "Joh-kyou" in Tokyo?
They all came out of Osaka!
Ah, I see! They all came out of Chiba!
Yanaguchi, Shiga, Hokkaido...
Ah, that's good!
Johan Team!
Johan Team! Ah, that's a good name!
Now, Johan Team, and...
Yes, and me, Rei, Na, Rio-pi's...
Team name that's made up of three newcomers...
I'll go with "Pichipichipichi"!
"Pichipichipichi"!
It's a manga! It's a girl's manga!
Yes, since we're three newcomers...
We'll go with "Pichipichipichi" and "Johan Team"!
"Johan Team"?
Kanji!?
It's kanji!
"Johan Team"!
Yes, we'll split up and have a match!
Yes!
Yes, we'll have five matches and the team with the most total wins will win!
The losing team will have a penalty game!
We'll do our best!
Please do your best!
Now, let's get started with the first match!
The first one is...
Face-to-face rap battle!
Now, Ayaka, please explain the rules!
Yes, this battle is one-on-one with the representatives!
If you can split up the rap on the frame with your face...
And break three of them first, you win!
I see!
This is a specialty!
Yes, it is!
Please say "gut" with your face!
Yes!
Now, one representative at a time...
Who will go first?
Who?
Me!
She did it!
Siwon did it!
She did it!
And Aden did it!
Do you have confidence?
Yes, I do!
You have strength in your face, but it's pretty strong.
I can do it!
Your face can be a little messy.
But it's still cute.
That's cute too!
That's very positive!
You even say you love it!
Yes!
That's good!
You can't say it with your forehead, you say it with your head.
Yes, you can't say it with your face, you say it with your head.
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Okay, okay, okay!
Jino-chan?
Yes! I'm already used to it!
As expected!
You're already used to it!
Yes!
But I'm looking forward to a good match!
Yes!
Okay, please set it up!
Wow!
The first one to do it wins!
I have to show my seniority!
Okay, then!
Let's do it!
Let's go!
When you're ready, say "Yes!"
Yes!
Okay, let's do it!
Ready, start!
Ah, that's good!
That's good!
Let's do it!
You can do it!
Shion, you're amazing!
Yes!
This is not a match at all!
This is no good!
It's not a match!
It's not the right dimension!
You have some kind of scabs on you!
I can't take my contact lenses off!
You can't take your contacts off!
Are you okay?
I broke my eyeball!
I can't see!
Eyeball fracture?
You had such a big face!
Yes!
You're right!
As expected!
Yes! I'll show you my seniority!
No, no, no!
What? You split it up?
You split it up?
You really split it up?
What are you doing?
I was wondering if you could really do it.
I can do it!
No, no, look at you!
Look at me!
Look at you!
You're still spitting it out!
I was wondering if the material was different.
No, it's the same.
Shion, can you do one?
Can you do one?
Look at your face!
Like this!
Oh, is this strong?
Come on!
Stop it!
Your last...
Your last lips are your energy!
There's no "breath"
She's got three on her neck.
She can't breathe.
She can't breathe because of this.
Yes.
Great.
That's amazing.
It's okay.
Let's look at it.
Yes.
If you say it's like this, it's great.
This is the back of a senior.
This is a senior, really.
Now, this is the victory of the upper class group.
As expected.
I can't talk at all.
It's amazing.
How was it? It was really amazing, wasn't it?
Do you want to say it again?
Yes.
Look at it now and say it again.
Yes, yes, look at it now.
You can do it, you can do it.
You don't need shame or anything like that anymore.
Okay, let's go.
I'll do it.
Yes, do your best.
Ah, you can do it, you can do it.
You can do it, you can do it.
You can do it.
Amazing.
You're fast.
Amazing.
You did it, you did it.
You did it.
Did you feel anything different?
You definitely changed.
Look at that.
You're saying it's okay with that face, aren't you?
Yes.
Yes, of course.
Thank you.
Amazing.
We have to give this to them.
Yes.
Yes, we did.
We did.
We'll count on you.
We'll do our best for the face-off battle.
So, this is led by the upper class.
There's more.
Let's continue.
The next battle is the musical strength battle.
Ayape, please explain the rules.
For this match, the one who asks more questions will win.
In one minute, the one who answers more questions will win.
Who will go for this match?
Me!
Me again?
Again?
You don't look like it.
Irene will go.
I told you I'm good at studying, so you should be confident.
That's good.
Are you a first year high school student?
Yes.
Are you okay?
I'm not learning anymore.
You're still learning.
But I'm good at it.
Right.
Are you good at studying?
No, I'm not.
Wait a minute.
Why did you say that?
Leave me alone.
I've been telling you that I'm not good at studying.
You're not good at studying?
I'm not good at it.
You're not good at it at all.
But you know how to study, right?
Yes.
Are you okay?
Yes.
What about you, Mika?
I'm really good at it.
Really?
You're the best.
That's amazing.
She's said to be the smartest in NMB.
Really?
Is it true?
I've never heard of it.
You've never heard of it?
No, it's true.
It's true.
Really?
Did you go to college?
I didn't go.
Did you graduate from high school?
Yes, I did.
You did?
Yes.
I'm worried about you.
Communication is fine.
But there is a genre.
You have to do this.
Draw an animal in English.
This is difficult.
If you spell it wrong, it's a mistake.
Can't I write it in Katakana?
Write it in English.
You have one minute.
Let's go.
Start!
You can do it!
It's about a dog or a cat.
You can do it.
You have one minute.
You can do it!
You are good at drawing.
You can do it!
You have 30 seconds!
You can do it!
You are good at drawing.
Can you do it?
It's a mistake.
You have 15 seconds.
You can do it!
How many animals can you draw?
You can do it!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Time's up!
Now...
The way the pen moved was totally different!
Mikanyan was amazing!
Let's look at Mikanyan first!
Okay, Mikanyan, flip open!
First, a dog, right?
A cat...
A rabbit, right?
A rabbit...
The spelling is different, right?
No, it's not!
A bird!
A bird... Is this right?
No, it's not!
Oh, it's not?
No, it's not!
A pony... A horse?
A horse...
Is a pony okay?
A horse...
There's a pony, too!
But nobody knows the spelling of "pony"!
That's right, nobody knows the spelling of "pony"!
It's not okay!
What about this one?
"You...us"... What is this?
A cow?
A cow...
A cow is "kau"!
How do you pronounce it?
"Kau"!
No, you can't pronounce it like that!
What about this one?
"Ahiru"?
"Ahiru" sounds like "ahiru"!
What's the last one?
"Sakana"?
"Sakuna"?
"Sakana" sounds like "fish"!
"Fish" sounds like "shikitaka"!
The last one is "boroboro"!
"Totetsumonai ahoyanka"!
Okay, we have "one", "two"...
And "pony" is okay, too...
How about "three"?
Okay, we have "three"!
"Pony" is "nice"!
"Pony" is great!
Okay, can you do it, Rei?
Yes!
You opened it!
Open it!
There it is! "Cat", "dog"...
And "rabbit"!
"Rabbit"!
What is this?
It's like "chuka" (Japanese word for "rabbit")
"Rabbit"!
It has Japanese letters in it!
It's like "chuka" (Japanese word for "rabbit")
Can you put "chuka" in it?
No, you can't!
And "panda"!
"Panda" is "panda", right?
But "panda" is...
Well, it's just a picture!
There's another one in the second half of the show...
But it's just a picture!
So "panda" is "bear", right?
But it's just a picture!
It's just a picture!
And what's the last one?
"Zu"!
"Zu" is "everything"!
But what can you do about it?
Because in English, it's "animals", right?
"Animals" is "animals", right?
Yes!
But in English, it's "animals", right?
Yes!
But what can you do about it?
Let's just say "pony" is "everything", right?
Let's say "zu" is "everything", too!
So, let's read it out loud!
No!
It's coming from all angles.
That's true.
So it's one against one now.
But it didn't work at all.
You were the smartest.
Does that mean everyone in NMBU is stupid?
Yes.
What do you mean?
That's right.
You started it on your own.
That's right.
The criteria is low.
Everyone is at the bottom.
But you're still at the top?
Yes.
Is that wrong?
There are smarter people.
Thank you for being clear about it.
I understand that it's wrong.
Okay, let's move on.
The next game is...
Which one doesn't make you nervous?
Please explain the rules.
There are nervous goods on the table.
Only one of them has to be correct.
The team that gets it right wins.
If you don't get nervous, you win, right?
Yes.
Who wants to go first?
Me!
Okay, let's go!
It's all about luck.
Who wants to go first?
Rock-paper-scissors?
Yes!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I'll go first.
You'll go first.
What's that?
It's a fan.
If you hold the silver part and press the gold button...
electricity may flow.
Okay, let's go.
Okay.
Rei-chan, please go first.
One, two...
It's open!
Hahaha!
You've got some time!
Yes, I've got some time!
This is no good!
Now, Aipyo!
Yes, Aipyo, let's go!
What will you do?
I'll go with the switch!
With the silver part next to you,
if you press the on/off button,
electricity may flow.
Hold it and press the on/off button.
Can you do it?
Now, Aipyo, let's go!
Please!
Ouch!
Hahaha!
Ouch!
It really hurts!
It hurts!
Now, it's no good!
Now, Rei-chan!
I'll go with my smartphone!
With the silver part below you,
if you press the gold part above you,
electricity may flow.
Yes!
Can you do it?
Now, let's go!
Rei-chan, please!
Ouch!
Hahaha!
You've got some time!
Yes, it hurts!
Now, Aipyo, let's go!
I'll go with my stun gun!
Stun gun!
It's electric!
While touching the silver part next to you,
if you press the electric button,
is there an electric mark?
If you press the mark,
can you do it?
Now, Aipyo, let's go!
Ouch!
I dropped it! I made a mistake! It hurts!
You were talking for a while!
You were talking for a while by yourself!
What is it?
It hurts!
It hurts? Ah, you can't do it?
You can't do Stanga either?
It hurts like this...
Now, it continues!
Yes!
Now, Rei-chan, what is it?
Yes! I'll go for 500 yen!
For 500 yen, if you hold the strap part and press the silver button on the side, electricity may flow.
Now, is it okay?
Yes!
Now, let's go!
Rei-chan, please!
It hurts!
You look like you're in pain!
How many times have you been stuck like this?
Who is having fun?
The two girls are in pain...
How can only girls receive electricity like this?
It hurts!
But, it's no good.
Yes.
Now, Aipyo, let's go!
Ah, then...
It's about time you go, isn't it?
Yes!
It's about time...
What is it?
Is it a lipstick?
Lipstick!
If you twist the golden part of the lipstick out, electricity may flow.
Yes!
Now, then, Aipyo, let's go!
Please!
Yes!
Eeeeh!
This...
If you twist it out, electricity may flow.
Thank you!
Is it a mail order?
Thank you for telling me!
Thank you for explaining the product!
Yes!
It's helpful!
Thank you!
But, it's no good.
Now, Rei-chan and I...
Yes! I'll go with the pen!
Ah, with the pen...
If you simply press the button, electricity may flow.
Now, then, let's go, Rei-chan!
Please!
One, two...
Ah! It hurts!
This way! This way!
It hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it?
Ah, it doesn't work!
You're getting used to it!
Your body is getting used to it!
There's no meaning in getting used to it!
Now!
Yes!
Aipyo!
Technique...
This...
What is it?
Is it a major?
Yes!
If you hold it firmly and pull the major, electricity may flow.
Yes!
Now, then, let's go, Aipyo!
Please!
I'll go!
Eeeh!
It's scary!
Eeeh!
And with that, the electricity doesn't flow!
Katchan wins!
Eh, really?
It doesn't flow, right?
Eh, really? Can you try it for me?
What is it?
Eh, can you try it for me?
What is it? What is it?
Eh?
You don't think this will work, do you?
Eh, can you try it for me?
Eh?
Really?
Ah, yeah.
Ah, it doesn't work.
Yeah, it doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
It really doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
Yeah, it doesn't work.
Thank you.
This one.
This one hasn't come yet, but...
Do you want to try it, other 9th graders?
Right?
Since you did it, right?
It's important!
These three have been confirmed that electricity doesn't flow.
Is it okay if Shion does it too?
Why?
At the end.
At the end, before class.
Eh, what do you mean?
Do you want to do it together?
Let's do it together.
Together.
Right?
What is it?
Right?
Hold the cutter firmly and move it so that it comes out, and electricity will flow.
For example, poop. If you hold the strap part of the poop and press the silver button next to it, electricity will flow.
This is the one that comes when you hold it like this.
Yes. Hold the strap part and turn on the electricity.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Now, then.
Well, there may be a possibility that it won't work.
That's right. I already know that.
There may be.
I'd like you to confirm it for me.
Now, then.
Mr. Osanini.
Please.
No!
One, two...
It came out somehow.
It came out from this side, from the left side.
It came out like "tadadada".
Did it hurt?
It did hurt.
Did it hurt? Did it hurt normally?
Yes.
Your tension is going down.
It hurts so much that your tension goes down and comes back.
Ah...
That's right. This is...
Bachi Bachi Enen Bihouti...
Is it your first time?
Electricity.
No, well...
Is it?
Thank you.
It's like that.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for that, you know?
I'm sorry for that, you know?
Now, then.
This is...
Bichi Bichi...
Eh...
Pitch's...
Victory!
Congratulations!
I'm happy!
Now...
The young team is leading, so...
Please do your best.
Yes!
We'll do our best!
There's still more!
Let's go!
The next match is...
No Reaction Acting Match!
Aya-chan, please explain the rules.
Okay.
In this match, only one of you will be acting.
The other team will guess who you are.
Okay.
So you'll test your acting skills, right?
That's right.
Okay.
Okay, then...
Which team will go first?
First, wasabi, right?
Okay.
First, we'll have you eat wasabi sushi.
Wow!
Okay.
Wasabi...
Which team will go first?
Okay, then...
The "pitch-pitch-pitch" team will eat...
And the "jouey-jouey" team will guess.
Okay.
That's how it is, right?
Okay, then...
The three of you...
Can you turn around so we can't see you?
What is this? What is this?
Huh?
What is it?
Let's see how spicy it is first.
That's right.
Let's check it out.
That's right.
Let's check it out first.
Let's see how spicy it is.
There's only one in here.
It's the same as this one.
You didn't see it in your uncle's mouth, did you?
Don't pretend like you didn't.
How spicy is it?
Wow, there's a lot in there.
What is this? There's only one in there?
That's right, there's only one in there.
So you have to act like you can't see it.
Okay.
Okay, then please eat it.
I'll eat it now.
Okay.
Is it dirty?
It's dirty.
Your voice is bad.
No to rescue.
My voice is hoarse.
Oh, really?
What?
I think you've eaten a lot of that kind of food.
What?
You're completely wearing it.
You're completely wearing it on your sleeves.
I'm wearing it around my mouth.
Wow.
What?
It smells like wasabi.
One of you did that.
But please act like you can't see it.
What you're eating.
What?
Can you stand it?
What?
How is it?
Is it okay?
It has the most wasabi in it.
What?
Wasabi sushi.
I've been eating it for 20 years.
Wasabi sushi.
I think it has the most wasabi in it.
Wow.
Then, do your best.
The other two can act like they're eating it.
That's right.
And you can't act like you're eating it like me.
Of course you can't.
Now, I'd like you to do your best.
Then, I'll answer and ask who will eat it.
Please look at me.
Yes.
Then, there's only one wasabi in it.
Then, who will eat it?
What will you do?
Who has acting skills?
Then, let's go.
Yes.
Then...
This is in here.
Yes.
I'd like you to eat it.
Yes.
This one.
Yes.
I see.
So this is what's in it.
Well, I don't want you to know.
Like this? Yes.
Good.
Yes.
So...
Is it okay?
Can you face forward?
Oh, you're appealing to the camera.
Is it okay?
Thank you very much.
Well, then...
I'll let you know who's eating it.
Yes!
Please be patient and eat it one by one.
Well, then, let's eat it all at once.
Yes.
Here we go.
Yes.
Please hold the sushi.
Yes.
Let's go.
Thank you for the food.
Well, then, please eat it.
One of you is eating it.
One of you is acting.
It's in it.
Well...
Wow!
Well...
One of you is...
One of you is doing her best!
But it's amazing!
You don't know, do you?
I don't know at all!
It's amazing!
Isn't it amazing?
Other assistants can do it, too.
Yes! Other assistants can do it, too!
You're acting just right!
You're all making subtle faces.
You're acting just right!
If you knew, you'd be so funny!
You're working so hard!
No matter how you look at it, you're working so hard!
If you knew!
Now!
We're working hard!
Now!
I'd like you to guess who ate just one!
Have you decided?
Oh, it's pretty soon!
The two of you already know.
Then let's have you answer!
Who do you think ate just one wasabi?
One, two...
Riopi!
Yes, it's me!
Why did you turn red?
Did you turn red just by yourself?
Yes!
That can't be!
The moment you put it in your mouth...
You were working hard!
Yes, the moment you put it in your mouth, you were so motivated!
You were motivated?
You could see it in your chest!
You could see it in your chest?
You could see it?
Riopi, that's bad!
There was a lot in there!
You ate a lot!
But...
I wish it didn't exist.
Wow!
But...
You can't change your motivation.
But this is correct!
Now...
Let's do it the other way around!
Yes!
Next is...
Extremely smelly socks!
No!
It really stinks!
This is a specialty!
We did it before!
No!
Yes!
Extremely smelly socks!
No!
That's enough!
No!
Breathe in.
It stinks.
It's leaking.
Sorry.
I'll smell it.
I'll do it.
Breathe in all of it.
What is that?
Breathe in all of it.
Your body's oxygen.
Breathe in.
OK.
Breathe in all of it.
No!
I hate it!
Is it bad?
It's bad.
You shouldn't smell it like that.
That level.
It's like you've collected your uncle's evil.
No!
You've collected only evil parts.
Only evil parts.
One of you will do it.
Don't let anyone know you're doing it.
We'll decide who will do it.
Can you turn around?
OK.
I want someone who can act.
Right.
Who will do it?
OK.
I think I'll do it.
Ah!
I got you.
No.
OK.
You did it, right?
Yes.
Can you turn around?
OK.
Just one of you.
Make sure you look good.
OK.
I think I'll do it.
OK.
Please do it.
It's good.
Rub it well.
It's amazing.
Everyone, it's good. The subtle face is good.
Subtle face. Put more of it.
Put more of it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, it's good.
It's difficult.
Until you say "OK".
Now...
Hmm... Who is it?
You have to put more of it.
Put more of it. Rub your socks.
Rub your socks.
Everyone, rub your socks.
Rub your socks.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Rub your face.
What are you doing?
What are we looking at?
It's disgusting.
Reina is becoming an old man. Please stop her.
Reina's face is like a pervert.
She was rubbing it all the time.
Now...
Now, "OK".
Please remove the board.
I heard a strange voice.
Only one person...
Stop it. Everyone, stop it.
Everyone, only one person...
I heard it.
Has it been decided?
Only one person really stinks.
Has it been decided?
Yes.
Who do you think it is?
One, two...
Shion!
Who is it?
Yes!
Incorrect!
You did well!
Was it bad?
It really stinks!
You endured it well!
Whose extract is this?
Do you want to smell it?
You were correct!
You really...
Do you want to smell it?
Do you really want to smell it?
You endured it well!
Mika, you didn't do it, right?
Put it on properly, okay?
You didn't do it, right?
Put it on properly, okay?
Is your nose dead?
It's a bug!
Bug?
Did you lose your smell?
But now...
It was in the back!
You had a face like Goku.
Was it in the back of your pants?
You smelled it.
What is this?
It really stinks!
It's bad.
You endured it well!
It's amazing, right?
How is it?
Rio, do you want to smell it?
You're curious, right?
How is it?
Did you put it on properly?
You smelled it!
You didn't do it!
I said "wow"!
Stop it!
Here you go.
Poor thing!
It looks like you're going to spit out the wasabi you fried earlier.
How is it?
So, the winner of this match is the upper class!
So, now...
I don't know if I want to say it, but it's 2-2.
I'd like to do the last match.
The last match is...
NMB48 Introduce!
Now, please explain the rules.
Yes, this is an intro song of NMB48 and the first team to answer 5 questions correctly wins.
Yes!
Now, that being said, well, from behind, that's right, run from there and press this to answer.
Yes.
Are you okay, students?
It's true.
Yes.
Do you know the song?
I'm a little anxious.
Yes, I'm anxious.
Honestly.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Well, let's go once.
Yes.
Well, well.
This is quite advantageous.
Yes, this is quite advantageous.
Yes.
That's right.
Yes.
Well, let's go once. Maybe you know it.
That's right.
Yes.
Well, let's go first.
Now, let's go. First question.
NMB intro song!
I know it!
Fast!
Now...
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
I can't go any further.
I know it.
Let's go! Let's go!
Yes! Go!
Let's go! Let's go!
I'm scared!
Well, well, well.
Rei-chan, right?
Yes!
"Koi wa Sainan" (Love is disaster)
Correct!
Yes!
As expected!
Fast!
Now, you have time?
Now, you have time!
I... can't be a pro.
That's right! This!
Well, but you are my junior. So, I'll show you here.
Yes!
Well, well...
Isn't it unfair?
Well, well...
Hey!
That's a little...
I know!
Rei-san, sorry!
Is it okay? A little...
Please...
Because she said it...
Why!
Step back!
We didn't say anything like that!
It's unfair...
It's unfair! It's unfair!
Everyone knows it!
I'm sorry!
Is it okay like this?
Excuse me!
Let's go once!
Let's go to the next one!
Second question!
"entropy" intro!
Dome!
Onee-san said it!
"Ichigo Seika"!
That's not it!
"Ichigo Seika" is wrong!
You can't release a song like that!
"Ichigo Seika" is too funny!
Please step back!
That's not it! It's not "Ichigo Seika"!
You're lying!
There's no way it's "Ichigo Seika"!
You're lying!
You guys are too hooked on this!
You have to answer properly!
Let's go!
Let's go with the song we just heard.
Let's go!
N.M.P.! Intro, don!
Which one?
"Zenryoku Growing Up"!
That's not it!
That's not it?!
That's not it!
What is it?!
Step back!
Let's go!
There's also "Shuttle Run".
There's also "Physical Strength".
Let's go!
Intro, don!
Which song?
Shion-chan!
"I don't like the picture of my student ID card"!
That's correct!
We got it right.
This is bad.
We all got it right. It's the first time for the team.
Not at all. This is bad.
We don't know any song.
It's difficult.
We don't know any song until now.
Yes, we don't know.
If it's a single, we know.
This is really bad.
There are about 100 songs, right?
Yes, there are more.
There are more, but it's too strong.
Can you make it thinner?
Sleeves.
Can you make it thinner?
I'm sorry.
It's too strong.
It's too unfair.
It's more advantageous for physical strength.
Yes.
Okay, let's go.
Are you okay?
Yes, we made it thinner.
Okay, let's go.
The third song.
ENEMY.
Intro, don!
Oh!
Ah!
JUCON was Jucon.
Oh, correct.
We made it!
Oh, good.
We made it.
Well, it's because of the distance.
The distance is a problem.
It doesn't matter even if you didn't know it.
I know it.
For now, you already know it many times.
“Let’s go!”
Let's go!
Let's do it like this.
Can I do it while guarding?
I can answer if you push me.
Let's do it.
The fourth song.
N.A.B. - Interaddon!
- Oh, there it is! Hurry up! - Heart of Dokusenken!
- Oh, correct! Nice! Good job! - Yay!
- You finally got one point! - Yay!
- Yes, it's 3-1 now! - I'm exhausted...
- Okay, let's do it! - I'm a little tired...
- A little tired... - I'm a little tired...
- A little tired... - I'm exhausted...
- No, you can do it! - Two more questions...
- Yes, you can do it if you get two more questions right! - Yes!
- Okay, let's do it!
Fifth question, intro, go!
- Do you know it? - Shall we say it together?
- Yes, let's say it together! - Yes!
- One, two... - One, two...
- BOKURA NO YURITA! - BOKURA NO YURITA!
- Correct! - BOKURA NO YURITA!
- Okay, here we go! - BOKURA NO YURITA!
- Nice battle! - BOKURA NO YURITA!
- Okay, here we go! - BOKURA NO YURITA!
- It's 3-2 now! - BOKURA NO YURITA!
- You're still losing, though! - Yes...
- It's kind of dark over there... - BOKURA NO YURITA!
- It's tough, isn't it? Do your best! - BOKURA NO YURITA!
- Okay, here we go! Next up...
Sixth song, ENEMY, intro, go!
- She ran away! - She ran away!
- SANGRASU TO UCHI AKEBANASHI! - Correct!
- You did it! - As expected of...
- As expected of the youngest! - Yes!
- Okay, reach it, BOKURA NO YURITA! - BOKURA NO YURITA!
- Okay... - This is bad! You're going to lose next time!
- This is bad... - This is bad...
- But we have no choice but to guard! - Yes, we have no choice but to guard!
- We have no choice but to say something! - That's right, we have no choice but to guard!
- We have no choice but to guard! - You're cheating!
- You're cheating!
- That's the only way you can do it! - You're cheating!
- Please do it! - Okay, let's continue!
- Seventh song, intro, go!
- Okay, here we go!
- BOKURA NO YURITA! - Correct!
- Alright, alright! - Alright, alright!
- Keep protecting this!
Keep protecting this!
Alright, let's go!
Alright, next! Eighth song!
Interaddon!
- Huh? - Yeah, say something! - Dusk Night! - Correct!
- Seriously! - I really did it! - Amazing!
- You did it! - Wow!
- Seriously, both of you! - Let's go with "sensei's throat"!
- Yeah, yeah! - You know a little bit!
- Then, it's the last one! - Then, let's go with "sensei's throat" for the last one! - Yes!
- Right? "sensei's throat"! - I'm tired!
- Are you alright? - I'm tired!
- I'm tired from traveling the world!
- I feel sorry for you! - I'm sorry!
- Alright, it's the last one! - Yes!
If you get this, you win!
Ninth song! Interaddon!
- Are you alright? - Are you alright?
- I'm fine! - I can see your great spirit!
- I want to go sliding! - Sliding!
- Somehow! - You barely held on!
- Huh? - I'm sorry!
- Well, you're a tough girl, Shion-chan! - Yes!
- Almond Croissant Cake! - Correct!
- So, this means... - I'm so happy!
- ...that Joanna won! - I'm so happy!
So, it's 3-2!
Joanna won this match!
You showed your seniors' willpower.
Were you okay in the end?
I could see your enthusiasm, but you knew, right?
Yes, it's a song I always sing in my team.
You wanted to answer, didn't you?
Yes.
That's too bad.
But you lost, so the pinch-pinch-pinch team has a penalty game.
The penalty game is "hitting line".
Hitting line...
It's big!
The opposing team's seniors will hit you in the buttocks with a line.
That's right.
What is this line? I've never seen it before.
What are you doing?
Let's say it for now.
What are you doing?
Let's say it for now.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
It's like this.
It's like this, but it flies.
Shino-chan, what are you doing?
It's like this, but it flies.
It's like this, but it doesn't have to be like that.
You should have seen it.
Stop it.
Don't hit me.
You don't know who you're hitting, right?
I don't know.
You don't know who you're hitting, right?
It flies!
Are you ready?
Shino-chan, let's play the penalty game.
Let's play the penalty game!
Let's go!
She's kind.
She's kind?
She's kind.
Why are you hitting me so hard?
See? She's kind.
She's kind.
She's kind and she's like this.
What are you doing?
I was just pissed off.
I just wanted to beat you up.
I got in the way of the opening and got pissed off.
I thought you'd finally beat me up.
You scared me.
This game is so scary.
It's a shame.
That's it for today.
The audience has decided!
Quiz! NMB ranking!
Ayape, please explain the rules.
Yes, in this corner, based on the survey done by the audience at the venue,
today's NMB members, 6 of them, will line up in a certain ranking.
It's a game in which the members have to guess what ranking it is.
Yes.
For those who are correct,
we'll give you a special double-edged can badge.
Ah, this is a specialty.
I want it!
We'll give it to you.
You want it?
Yes!
But before, Rei-chan got it.
Yes, I got it.
Which brand was it?
Ohigashitan.
Ah, Ohigashitan.
So you're using it.
Yes, I'm displaying it.
Ah, you're displaying it?
Yes.
Wow!
I'm happy. Thank you!
It's normal for you to be thrown away like that, right?
Yes, yes.
Wow, but since you're giving it to me, I hope you'll do your best.
Let's go!
First, we'll announce the rankings.
Shall we go?
First place is...
Shion!
Wow!
Really?
Congratulations!
I'm so happy!
Next, second place...
My string got caught.
Second place, Rei-chan!
Next, third place...
Rei-nyan!
Yes!
That's good.
There's a possibility of a bad ranking.
Next, fourth place...
Mika-nyan!
Next, fifth place is...
Aya-pyon!
And...
Sixth place is...
Rio-ppi!
Everyone, please make a guess about this ranking.
Everyone, please turn around.
Yes!
Please turn around and I will announce the ranking for you.
It is...
Yes!
It's good, isn't it?
It's pretty good, isn't it?
It's definitely a bad ranking!
No, no, it's really good.
It's like the first place is missing out.
Really?
Here it is.
Everyone, please look back.
Please guess what ranking it is.
Those of you who know it, please raise your hand.
Yes.
Yes, Rei-chan.
Idiot.
No, you're second place.
You're an idiot.
You're wrong.
What is it?
This is a hint.
Shion-chan is first place.
As Ohigashi-san said, it might be missing out.
It might be missing out?
I think it might start from there.
What? How?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I think it might start from there.
It might start from there and end up there.
I think it's like that.
What?
What does it mean?
Yes, Mika-nyan.
It's the order of shaking hands and adding colors.
It's the lowest ranking.
You're mean.
You're wrong.
You're not that mean, Shion-kun.
Yes, you're wrong.
What?
Well, you're an idiot.
It's not off the line.
What?
Yes, Rei-nyan.
You have a strong personality.
Ah, you're wrong.
Everyone has a strong personality.
You're wrong.
What?
Yes.
Yes, Mika-nyan.
If you date, you'll be a pain in the ass.
It's not like that.
You're mean.
It's not like that.
You're happy, aren't you?
You're dating, aren't you?
Yes, yes.
Yes!
It doesn't look like you can clean up.
No it's not.
Food?
Yes, food. As a hint, food.
When you eat something.
Yes!
Curry udon and curry scramble.
But that's not the nuance.
But it's not like that.
What?
No it's not.
What?
Yes.
When you make cup noodles, you don't look like you can wait.
You're saying it with an excited heart.
I know.
I want to eat it quickly.
No it's not.
What is it?
When you eat steak, you don't use a knife, you use a fork.
You don't cut it.
You don't cut it and you eat it.
When you eat curry rice, you look like you're going to mess it up.
What is it?
Don't take it away!
Mika doesn't use this corner to say bad things.
No it's not.
It's not the time for that.
We're old friends.
It's too late!
Ice! Ice!
Ice!
Yes sister!
You look like you're licking an ice cream stick.
That's close!
Then Rionbi!
You look like you're eating an ice cream cone.
What?
You're so stupid!
You're stupid!
What's first place?
You look like you're eating an ice cream cone.
What's first place?
You're wrong!
Because you dropped the stick!
You're close!
A little more!
Mika!
You look like you're biting a stick.
You're wrong!
A stick?
A little more!
It's not a stick!
It's not a stick-type thing!
You look like you're licking an ice cream cup.
That's correct!
You're so stupid!
She's mad!
You're so stupid!
What kind of image is that?
You're so stupid!
But third place is pretty good!
Actually, third place is pretty good!
As a peropero-trio!
Roboto-san is actually a peropero-trio!
You're so dirty!
Did you all really write it?
Yes, you wrote the survey first.
You're so stupid!
Supercut!
I don't know!
I'm going to use a spoon and lick it.
She doesn't lick it, but...
She's an elegant type of person.
Maybe it's because she's a glutton.
That's one of the reasons.
Maybe it's because you don't look like you have a lot of money.
It's not like that!
That's a good point.
What about you, Enei-chan?
I don't do it.
Really?
I just scoop it up with a spoon.
You scoop it up with a spoon.
I don't do it.
Really.
I don't do it.
Ah, you don't do it.
Well, you don't do it, but it's everyone's image.
That's amazing.
So, it's Ayapyon, right?
Yes.
We'll give you one double-sided can badge.
It's from Dahigastan.
It's rare!
Rare?
What?
You sound like you're from somewhere.
Rare?
But it's actually rare.
Yes.
It's actually rare.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
Thank you.
Alright!
Ah, it's like this.
Who gave it to you?
It says "pirapira".
From that girl on the left.
Eh?
Congratulations.
So, we have one more question.
We'll remove it for now.
We'll announce the rankings.
Yes.
Shall we go?
First, first place is...
Shall we switch places?
Yes, let's switch places.
Here we go.
First place is...
Mika-nyan!
Yes!
Mika-nyan!
Mika-nyan is first place.
Yes.
Next, second place is...
Rei-chan!
Yes!
I'm happy!
Next, third place is...
Rio-pi!
Yes!
And then...
Fourth place and fifth place are the same.
For now, fourth place is...
Aya-pyon!
Yes!
And Rei-nyan and Shion.
Eh?
Fifth place and sixth place are the same.
Well, either is fine.
Now, this is the ranking.
Everyone, can you turn around?
So, this is the survey.
Here it is!
Yes!
Eh?
Well, that's right. First place is just about right, isn't it?
What? No way!
It's correct, isn't it? It's really correct, isn't it?
What?
Yes, it's really correct, isn't it?
Well, here it is.
It's really... well, well, well...
Well, it's okay. Please face this way.
Yes.
Well, please guess what ranking it is.
Yes.
It's pretty good, the image.
Yes.
The image is like that.
Yes.
Cute.
It's a lot.
Well, it's the same for everyone.
It's sad, isn't it? It's sad.
It's already over.
That's right.
You can't do it anymore.
If that's the case, I wonder if today's fans are anti-fans.
No, it's not like that at all. It's okay, it's okay.
It's different.
Yes.
Yes, Rei-chan.
It looks like you're wearing a tea bag.
Well, it depends on you.
It depends on whether you wear it often or not.
It depends on you.
Do you have a ranking?
No.
It's different.
Yes, Renya.
It looks like you have a long bath.
It's different.
What is it?
It's your personality, isn't it?
Personality.
It comes from your personality.
Well, that's right.
Yes.
Stubborn.
Stubborn?
What?
Stubborn?
Stubborn.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
You're throwing away your badge.
My badge is different.
Your personality.
It's not about me.
It's about you.
It's difficult.
You can say it today.
Today?
Well...
Now...
It's difficult.
It's difficult, but...
What is it?
Yes.
She cares about her fans.
That's right.
Everyone knows about it!
Everyone...
Poor thing!
She said she'd graduate.
That's not it.
What is it?
What is it? What song is it?
It's really difficult.
What kind of person is she to you?
First of all...
She's curious about you.
What kind of person is she to you?
Yes.
Then it's Rei-chan's turn.
Yes. She doesn't seem interested in people.
Describe that person specifically!
Describe it!
It seems like she's showing off.
Why is that?
She's number one!
Number one!
That's right, but...
Rei-chan, you're really close!
Describe that person specifically!
Who is that person?
Ah!
Yes!
She's showing off Double Higashi-san.
She's showing off...
She's not showing off, but...
What should I do?
Should I say it correctly?
Yes, it's correct!
Double yes means you don't seem to be interested.
So we think you are interested in us.
I don't seem to be interested.
How about in reality?
I'm not interested.
What's wrong with you?
So you don't seem to be interested in us.
I'm interested in you a lot.
First of all, you know about us.
Yes.
How did you know about us?
I did some research.
For this purpose?
Yes.
So you thought we didn't know about you.
Yes.
She said yes.
Yes.
How about you, Rei?
I'm interested in you a lot.
Really?
Yes.
What do you like about us?
You are the kindest.
You are the easiest to talk to.
You can make us laugh no matter what we say.
Really?
You are number one.
I'm really happy.
I see.
You are interested in us, right?
Yes.
How about you, Ryopi?
If you didn't know about us, you wouldn't be interested in us.
Yes.
You can be honest.
Yes.
If you were chosen as number one, you would only be interested in handsome men.
How about you?
It's hard for me to answer.
Everyone likes it.
Yes.
You are correct.
Mikkanya is correct.
You will receive a badge.
Which one do you like?
Do I have to choose?
Everyone has chosen so far.
You don't have to choose.
Then I'll choose Mr. Ohigashi's badge.
Thank you.
I'll receive it.
It's my first time receiving it.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
That's all for today's NMB Ranking Quiz.
Please play the music video for us.
Please listen to the new single "Nagisa Saikou" which was released on October 4th.
Here it is!
Shion is the best!
Well then, let's go!
Make Mr. Ohigashi happy!
Chest exercise situation!
Well then, Aya-pyon, please explain the rules.
Yes, in this corner,
in a certain situation,
we will have Mr. Ohigashi do chest exercises.
Yes, of course.
The member who makes Mr. Ohigashi's chest exercise the most
will receive a double Ohigashi badge!
We still have this, so please do your best.
Now, we have a topic, so let's take a look.
What we will be doing is...
Kimo-dameshi.
During Kimo-dameshi, I would like you to say a line that will make Ohigashi-kun's heart pound.
Yes!
Then, shall we go right away?
Yes!
Is there anyone who is confident?
Anyone who can make Ohigashi-kun's heart pound?
I'm pretty good at it.
Yes!
Oh, Rei-chan!
It's true.
Rei-chan, I think you're pretty good at it too.
Yes!
Then, shall we go?
Yes!
You're going to say a line, so please write it down in your own words.
Yes!
Then, is it okay?
Yes!
Then, let's go.
Rei-chan, please!
It's really scary!
Shoui-kun, are you okay with ghosts and stuff like that?
Are you okay with that?
Not at all. It's not scary, it's not scary. You can't make it like that.
Huh? That's not true.
Are you okay with that?
It might be true.
It's dark, and if you don't follow me closely, I'll get separated from you, so walk a little slower.
Oh, you're right. If you walk slowly, you'll get separated from me. I'm sorry.
But if you don't move forward, it won't end like this.
It's better for you to just go like this.
But if you get separated from me, you might get attacked by a ghost.
Shoui-kun is the only one who can attack me.
Wow!
It worked! It worked!
Rei-nya, it worked! It worked!
Rei-nya, Rei-nya, help me!
It worked!
No, no, I'm going home.
Wow!
She went home right away!
Wait a minute, this...
How about this?
It's dark!
This is a great puncher!
While making you smell like an adult...
Right? Straight ball and gap too, right?
Yes!
I'm scared...
As expected!
This is amazing from a top batter!
Isn't it high level?
It's good!
Well, next!
Who will go?
Momikunen is always...
Well, let's end it with Mikawa.
Yes, let's end it with Mikawa.
Then...
Will you do it?
Ah, then Rio-pi, will you do it?
Yes!
Alright, Rio-pi!
Alright, Rio-pi, you did it!
Let me punch you in the chest!
Okay!
Then, let's go!
Rio-pi, please!
Eh, it's really scary!
Shoui-kun, are you okay with ghosts?
I'm okay!
With all these people coming...
I can't stand ghosts anymore!
I'm okay!
What's wrong with you?
Because it's dark and you're not close...
I'm not close?
You'll get separated!
Walk slower!
Sorry, I'm in a hurry.
But...
Is it too early?
After all...
It won't end!
Is it better to say it's too early?
You know...
I'm really nervous right now...
Is this a ghost's nervousness?
Ah! Ah!
She's back!
Where are you going?
That's it!
That's it and she's back!
Did Rio-pi do the ghost thing?
No!
Like a rakugo...
A rakugo-like position!
The ghost walking next to you...
No, it's good!
How is it?
It's fresh and good, right?
First of all...
How is it?
No, it's like...
It's like you're leaving it up to me...
That's right!
You're letting me do it...
Wow, that's good!
Wonderful!
Isn't it good?
The level is high, right?
The level is high!
Yes!
Now, next...
Who will go?
Okay!
Okay, let's go, High-pyon!
Okay!
Can you do it?
- I can do it. - Okay.
- Let's go, High-pyon! - Okay!
I'm so scared! Are you okay with ghosts and stuff?
I'm okay! I'm okay! You always laugh at scary movies! I'm okay!
- I'm scared! - It's okay! One by one!
I'm scared! I'm scared! Because if it's dark and you're not close, you'll get separated, so walk slowly!
Sorry, it was a little too fast, but in the end, you can't go back if you can't move forward, so you'd better go fast! Let's go!
But honestly, I'm not scared of ghosts. I want to go down with you more, so walk slowly!
I'll stop you!
- I won't move! - Okay!
- You didn't say that! - I won't move!
You didn't say that!
You didn't say you'd stop, but you said you wanted to go down with me, and you moved!
- Then walk more slowly! Isn't that good? - Yes, thank you!
- This is good! - This is good, too!
- It's good! - Yes!
- That's what you were doing! - Yes, that's right!
It's like Conan in "Meters"!
- Conan-style! - That's great!
- This is pretty exciting! - Yes!
- Now, let's continue! - Let's go to the fourth half of the season next! Because "Kamihanki" is over!
- Shion-chan, do you want to go? - Yes!
- Okay, Shion-chan, let's go! - Yes!
- Are you confident in that? - I'm confident!
- Are you confident? - After all, I'm older than you all!
- That's right! Your experience is different! - That's right!
- That's right! That's right! - That's right! That experience is...
- It's bright! - It's like Mune-kun's opposite voice!
- There's a gap! So it's a gap from the brightness! - I see! I see!
- That's what you're aiming for, right? - I see! I see!
- I don't need it! I don't need you two! - We're soccer fans! - I see! - We're soccer fans!
- Let's do it! Shio-san, please! - I'm so scared!
- What is it? - I'm scared! I'm so scared! - I'm scared! - Seriously! - I'm scared!
- Let's do it! It's fine! - I'm tired! I'm tired! - I'm fine! - I'm fine! Let's do it! - I'm fine!
- It's dark out...and we're not even close... - It's fine! - We'll get separated! - I see! Walk slowly!
I see! Walk slowly! Don't go forward! I see! It's over! It's over! You should go straight! You'll go straight!
- Shio is a ghost! I'm scared! - Actually, I'm the ghost!
What are you doing?
Where's the gap?
Are you going to keep running like that in comedy until the end?
Hey!
You're a crazy couple!
What did you say at the end?
I won!
Yay!
What does "yay" mean?
Yay!
I'm happy!
Yay!
Does this phrase make sense?
Like a parrot.
What is this?
Not yet!
I'm the ghost!
Yay!
That's enough!
You're a crazy couple!
Yay!
There they are!
If you say it backwards, it's funny.
Yay!
You're a great couple!
You look like you're having fun!
This is a good example.
It's fun, so it makes sense!
Yes, it is.
Thank you!
Okay, then.
Renia, you're up next.
Yes!
Renia, you're in high school.
You're in first grade.
Yes!
Good luck!
Okay, let's go.
Renia, please!
I'm so scared!
Are ghosts okay?
They're okay.
They're not okay.
They always said they were okay.
But it's dark.
If you're not close, you might get separated.
I know.
I'm sorry.
I'm close, but it's better not to say anything.
It's okay.
By the way,
what do you like the most?
I'm from the east, so I guess I like the east.
Which way is the east?
I'm walking north right now,
so I think it's this way.
This way?
Yes.
East is that way!
No, no, you're wrong! It's that way! Let's go!
Hey! What are you doing? It's a ghost!
Ah, it's a ghost! What is this?
It's the end! This...this...this spiritual spot is the end! It's hell!
Ah, that way is east.
Yes.
Ah, I see. Ah, I'm happy.
If you were right, if you said east is that way, would you have gone with him?
Yes, I would have brought him back.
Sushi? Sushi?
Ah, take out!
Take out?
Take out!
Take out over there and come back.
Really?
Kouichi!
Yoshinoe! Yoshinoe!
Kouichi!
Beef bowl!
Ah, I get it! I get it!
When you say "muneikyo isu desho" and stuff like that...
I know!
When you say "omochika" and stuff like that...
I get it!
I know!
Kouichi!
No.
Pelanushi and sushi.
Pelanushi and...
Yes!
That's right! That's right!
Let's say "take out" together.
Ah, that's good too!
Let's use the name "east."
Ah, I see. That's great!
Let's use "partner."
That's great! Let's go from here!
Now, let's go to Mikawa for the last one!
Yes!
No!
Well, Mikawa is kind of cool, so...
That's right.
Can you do "muneikyo isu desho"?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes.
I think you can do it.
Can you really do it?
Well, let's go!
Mikawa, please do it!
Ah, I'm so scared!
Shoui-kun, are you okay?
I'm okay.
But it's hot, so don't stick to me like that!
Because it's dark and you can't be close, you'll lose balance.
Like, walk slower!
Ah, sorry, sorry, sorry!
It was a little too fast, but it's early in the morning!
It'll end soon if you walk a little in the shade, so let's go!
Ew!
What?
Ew!
It's kind of like, "I'm scared, but I'm not scared."
Huh? I'm not scared anymore.
I didn't come here to test my guts!
Let's take it slow.
Thank you.
OK.
OK, right?
My chest hurts!
What are you doing?!
What?
Let me feel your chest!
OK.
Where? Did you feel my chest?
My chest hurt at the end.
I didn't come here to test my guts!
OK.
But my guts are not like that!
What hurts?
I got hurt and it ended.
I'm sorry!
My chest hurts!
It's a scar!
It's a scar on my chest!
Does it hurt?
Not at all.
Not at all?
Not at all.
My chest hurts!
Do it properly!
If you watch the video, you'll look like a gangster couple.
It was really good at first!
The first one was the best!
Yes, this part hurt a little.
Yes, yes, yes!
But the last one, my guts were a little cold.
Test your guts!
Test my guts!
Is that so?
OK!
What's wrong with your chest?
OK!
So...
Everyone's tests are over.
We asked you to choose the best one.
Everyone was good!
The one you were most proud of.
Let's see...
There are quite a few.
Look!
Shion is still like a ghost.
Look!
Look at what he's saying!
What is he saying?
I see!
OK!
What do you think, Oigashi-kun?
Have you decided?
I've decided!
Have you decided?
OK!
The first one who tested his chest was...
Who is it?!
Shion-chan!
What?!
I see!
It's the opposite pattern.
Really?!
It's because we're having fun too.
Ah, together?
Because we can do it together.
Having fun?
Having fun.
You guys were a weird couple.
Shion-chan, stand up!
Stand up!
I lost!
Yay!
It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun.
It's not fun.
Why? It's fun, isn't it?
Huh? Huh? Why? It increased. It increased.
It's a different story. It's a different story.
Both of you did it.
It's over for customers like me.
Both of you did it.
Well, then.
Good evening. Shion-chan, which one?
What should I do?
Oh, do you want to choose by ghost?
I did it.
Then it's not me.
What are you happy about?
I thought you chose me.
I said I did it.
Oh, that's good.
Everyone did a good job.
Well, then.
That's all for "Let's make customers happy."
It was Muneken Station.
Well, then.
It's about time.
How did you like it, both of you?
Yes.
I haven't talked to my seniors at all.
But I think we got along well.
Yes, it was good.
It was good.
I'm sure you got along well.
Yes, it was good.
How about you, Reine?
I love variety shows.
I watched a lot of them.
I thought I wanted to come here, too.
No, you're still shy.
Let's cheer for him.
Well, then.
The person who did the best today will be given a nickname.
It's a warning, isn't it?
I think so, too.
It's a warning, isn't it?
Well, then.
Shall we announce the person who did the best today?
Have you decided?
Yes, we have.
Well, then.
Who did the best today?
It's Mikanyan.
What do you think about this?
Well, we were going our own way.
We were going our own way.
It's because we're not interested in it.
It's a move we can do.
It was great.
I'm happy.
Of course, please write your nickname and give it to us.
What do you think, Shiori?
The last one is...
I'm Shion.
No, not Shion.
I'll tell you my nickname.
I'm sorry.
What do you think, Shion?
It might have been the last one.
It's been a while since I wrote weird sweat and good sweat.
Did you write weird sweat?
Yes, I did.
Chest muscles are not my specialty.
Oh, really?
Yes, I wrote weird sweat.
But it was good.
Yes.
But we were able to do a lot of "the variety" at the end.
I'm happy you're watching it.
Thank you.
I feel lonely.
I wanted to know you earlier.
I know.
I wanted to do it with you.
Did you write it?
Yes, I did.
Please tell us your nickname.
My nickname is "Ms. Erika's return."
Yay!
She made a lot of noise.
In the future...
Your nose is red.
It's beautiful.
It's a part of you.
Yes, it's wonderful.
I'm happy. Thank you.
What do you think of this?
I'm happy.
You're happy?
Yes.
Really?
I'm happy. I love Erica-sama.
That's good. That was close.
That was close.
I'm glad you like her.
Yes. Thank you.
Let's continue on this path and move forward in a cool manner.
With that said, please continue to support us.
Let's say goodbye together.
Bachi Bachi...
Enepi!
Goodbye!